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if all this isn't enough,YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE:
a
signed, numbered, ddoodled certiicate commemorating your 15
minutes of fabulous fame*
*
Please note
The
15 minutes fame allocation will be very strictly monitored,
as here at Ample Asteroid we dohave a fame / celebrity ambivalence.
15
minutes of fame is fabulous for everyone, any more fame can
have greivous mental and physical consequences, both for you
and fame viewers.
we
will make some every effort to showcase your fame according
to individual requests - however, dates and times are strictly
subject to AA's final approval and convenience.
15-minutes-of-fame supplies are strictly limited and will
ONLY be allocated once. 30 minutes of fame, for example, is
out of the question. Sorry. (also see above)
YES!
YES! I want/ need/ CRAVE 15 minutes of FAAAAME!!
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