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These days, shy, timid people are likely to die sad, lonely and abandoned... we won't let that happen!! - buy NOW!!

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Just fill in your name at the top of the notelet, then pass to the object of your attention.

Let our irressistibly attractive notelets do the work for you as checklists are ticked off without the need for embarssing and awkward conversation!!

Get-to-kno-U notelets come in 3 Handy VArieties, each designed to be used separately or in sequence. Each pack includes:

* the 'tentative approach' starter note (shown above)
- does that difficult introduction for you!!!!!!

* The 'Do I really want to know this person?' notelet
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this person had timidity issues & was socially disadvantaged and desperate - JUST LiKe You!!
A world of social skills - and no need to speak!!!
 
 
but still feel like shit
 

 

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  this happy couple might have almost certainly used get 2kno-U notelets to bridge the awkward "is he or Isn't He?" gap moments before fallinG helplesssly in love!!